I actually liked even better after the five-year flash forward, when everyone had a super awesome job and Nathan played slam ball, which is normal basketball but with trampolines and is actually a real thing. Also Nanny Carrie kidnapped Jamie and Deb killed her after a chase through a cornfield. And Dave Navarro showed up for a condom water balloon fight!
Anyway, this is all to say that I couldn't be more excited about today's news that 'OTH' has cast Andrew Elvis Miller to play an Eastern European assassin, according to Entertainment Weekly. Just to remind you, this is small-town North Carolina we're talking about, a little town that has inexplicably produced a famous novelist, a record label exec, a fashion designer, a professional basketball player and a popular recording artist who all happened to grow up together and graduate from high school in the same year. Sucks for the underachievers they graduated with.
I can only imagine what kind of plotline this hit man will inspire, but I can't wait. Who's this guy after? Who hired him?! So many questions! 'One Tree Hill' is at its best when it's ridiculous, and I want my beloved show to go out in style.
The ninth and final season of 'One Tree Hill' will debut in midseason.
Tell us: Who do you think this assassin is after?