The two new promos for Jersey Shore's final season encompass everything that is great about the series: fist-pumping, three-way kisses, wet thongs, T-shirt time and drunken stumbles. (OK, maybe we're using the term "great" lightly.)

The first tongue-in-cheek promo shows off highlights from the past five seasons, including The Situation's abs, all set to one of Boyz II Men's most epic slow jams, "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday."

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The second spot, formatted like a public service announcement, shows various guidos and guidettes declaring their Shore pride.  "I get wastey-pants," one girls proclaims on the Seaside Heights, N.J., boardwalk, while another tells the camera, "I tan because I can."

Jersey Shore's sixth and final season premieres Thursday, Oct. 4 at 10/9c. Watch both promos below.